The time of stories and implanted memories is over. Missile Assault Man, I’ve tried time and time again to get you to notice me, only to be brushed off each time. Now though, you have a great threat standing before you. On July 8th you face the Grand Champion of CHIKARA, Juan Francisco de Coronado...and to prevail, you’re going to need my help.
Before that however, you have a battle of your own that must take precedent, a battle that, until this point, no one else has cared enough to help you even fight...let alone win. I’ve read through the dark pages of your past, and I know what haunts your existence. I’ve seen the tortuous times that you’ve endured and I’ve seen what they did to your mind. I care about what you’ve been through, Missile. It’s no secret, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder plagues your thoughts, pollutes your brain. I know the truth, I know YOU. Through your words I’ve met the man behind the chaos and I have the tools to bring that man out.
The power you need to defeat the Champion is at your fingertips, but it is your own thoughts that hold you back; Hypnotherapy is the answer to your ailment. I’ll not make you dance, nor toy with your head, I’ll provide for you the strength to overcome your obstacles. I’ll set you free of the thoughts that will keep you from victory. Only I have the skills to do this.
A clear-minded perspective on life is what you need in order to reach the ultimate triumph. A triumph over not only the Grand Champion, but more importantly, a triumph over your greatest enemy: yourself. Missile Assault Man, play time is over, and if you want to walk out of Gibsonville, North Carolina with gold, you need me. I am the end to your suffering. I am the beginning of a future bright enough to overshadow even your dark path. I am the answer to your silent cries for help; they’ve fallen on deaf ears for long enough. The Silence will set you free.
-W