Blog: Kobald (5.23.17)
DID YOU SEE IT? DID YOU? IN PHILLY, AT THE ELEVENTH HOUR?
Did it work? IT WORKED!! IT REALLY REALLY WORKED!!
People thought Kobald was CRAZY! People thought Kobald had a DEATH WISH! People thought I would end up the same way Deucalion left me, but no! No no no no no. NO! For months I have been TRAPPED in my own mind, split into TWO, a fissure dividing us. I waited & hoped & pleaded & begged to be FIXED! No one came to help me for so long! But now? Now… KOBALD IS WHOLE ONCE AGAIN!!! Rewatch the footage & see the smile smeared across my face! KOBALD IS FIXED!!!
WHO DO I HAVE TO THANK? Who has brought me back to singularity?? Who has closed the fissure in my mind??? My HERO! My KNIGHT! My SAVIOR! OLEG the Usurper! Oleg, I know we have had a rocky relationship through the years, BUT ALL IS FORGIVEN!!! You have completely redeemed yourself. I NEVER doubted you this entire time! I knew YOU would be the one to FIX KOBALD. I knew YOU would save me! I KNEW it would only take ONE “Off With His Head” to unclog my cranium!
How can I possibly repay you, Oleg? How? What do you desire? What do you hope to obtain? Name it & it is YOURS! I have already compiled a list of items I know you’ll enjoy. Your first shipment should have already arrived at your doorstep. But there’s more in store. MUCH, MUCH more! I have something SPECIAL in store for you in Hellertown on May 27th. SEE YOU THERE!!
THANK YOU, OLEG! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
THANK YOU, OLEG!!! [Clap clap clapclapclap] THANK YOU, OLEG!!! [Clap clap clapclapclap]
YOU FIXED KOBALD!!! [Clap clap clapclapclap] YOU FIXED KOBALD!!! [Clap clap clapclapclap]
Blog: Jeremy Leary (5.5.17)
I don't know about you, but I've been feeling pretty....infinite lately, daddy.
You see, the CHIKARMY was all expectin' a repeat of Kennebunk, Maine when we made our way down to Florida for my rematch. They expected Ophidian to embarrass the best hair in wrestling once again. They wanted to see it, too. They love seeing Jeremy Leary being embarrassed for their leisure, by one of their most beloved heroes.
No. My blood is too thick for that.
So, I heeded words from a man who spoke so softly...but his message was so very loud. And as this strange, strange man showed me the power of post-hypnotic suggestion and of mind over matter. We made a deal. You all know how this story ends. I put a stop to his witchcraft that you all seem to love, and I made good on my word and cut the head right off of the snake. Another one of CHIKARA's heroes...fallen to Jeremy Leary. The Whisper helped me bring a darkness to sunny Florida on that hot afternoon. Do you love it??
Now, we are a mere couple of days away from my second Infinite Gauntlet, and this bad Leary is on fiyah! My epidermis is just crawwwwwwlin' with anticipation. Imagine, if you will...Jeremy Leary eliminating your favorites, one after the other. The chance to once again take away something oh-so-important from that Ol' Juke Joint. The possibility makes my mouth water. There's one more possibility that gives me goosebumps just a liiiiiiitttttlllee bit more though.
Lucas Calhoun, it ain't no secret that you haven't been having much good luck since you've crossed paths with Jeremy Leary. Even in defeat, I have broken you down. You're a man without a country. You aren't even sure who you are anymore. You've had to bring a side out of yourself that you haven't tapped into since you wore tin foil and that creepy mask. You want to get back to the upper tier, and I know how to do that, brother.
You've said I have a target on my back, and Juke Joint, I think you're going about this all wrong. Fight along side me. Learn to upgrade yourself and acquire the features of This Year's Model. Show them you aren't this broken down mechanism that they're all starting to say that you are. I.... no, WE... know somebody who can install these upgrades.
On May 6th in that Ol' Infinite Gauntlet, with me, you can show the world that the possibilities, well, they're endless, daddy.
Blog: Ashley Vox (5.3.17)
The Infinite Gauntlet is just days away...but I'm still banged up, icing my back, taking care of Jawsolyn. Do I feel ready? Am I close to being ready? I may not be at 100% but that's not going to stop me from doing what I must this Saturday.
Sure, there's 31 other competitors that my attention should be on but, I'm focused on Merlok. Maybe I wasn't taking things seriously enough when it came to Merlok. Maybe I was naive. He can toss Delmi and I around because that is our job, it's what we have been trained to handle. But when he laid his menacing hands on Jawsolyn, who had nothing to do with OUR match, I finally woke up. It's one thing to strike someone, but to decimate them like that, especially a non-wrestler, is unquestionably over the line. Merlok, I hope you get a good gulp of water before you enter that ring this Saturday, because the moment I sea you come - in it's all over. I will destroy you like you destroyed the one thing I love in this world and I will not show mercy. I will personally sea to it that justice is done in the Infinite Gauntlet.