Blog: Jakob Hammermeier (1.19.15)
The ever-growing brilliance und cunning of Jakob continues to outdo even the most dastardly of minds. Anyday somebody outwits und out-strategizes CHIKARA's finest is a good day, but the "Cibernetico Royale" was just the beginning for the Bruderschaft's new mastermind. After all, JAKOB came up with the best line-up ever, und JAKOB'S team won on 6 December!
CHIKARMY, do you ever feel a little down? Holiday blues maybe? Do you want to know what always cheers me up? I just close mein eyes und replay the image of my own personal monster smashing both members of The Osirian Portal into the ground at the Cibernetico.
Works every time.
Ophidian,
This Sunday while Pinkie und myself take care of The Colony (with some possible assistance from Soldier Ant,) you have the privilege of being express mailed to Valhalla by Nøkken, MEIN NØKKEN. As this massive mammoth has already amassed 2 points, you und you alone are standing between the new BDK's first chance to capture the Grand Championship of CHIKARA.
You have no idea how excited I am at the thought of bringing glory back to the Bruderschaft where it rightfully belongs in the form of the most coveted title in professional wrestling. As you will come to learn, Hammermeier-type leadership will one day become a widely-used figure of speech. We begin to etch it into the wrestling lexicon this Sunday in Philadelphia.
-JH
Blog: Kevin Condron (1.15.15)
Sits like a man but he smiles like a reptile
She love him, she love him but just for a short while.”
The people are talking. I’ve struck a nerve. I’ve lowered myself to the level of the very monsters I fight, but dirty hands are oft-seen signs of progress.
Eddie Kingston has already resorted to petty name calling. He’s thrown jabs at my physical appearance. I know what’s next - violence.
As is tradition, Eddie Kingston will resort to violence in his attempts to silence me. But this is chess, not checkers. I already know his next three moves and I’ve planned for them accordingly. But here’s something to consider, Kingston:
If you beat me like you want to beat me, you will undoubtedly receive a “castigo excesivo” call. Then you’ll lose your points. You don’t want that now do you? Can you even show restraint, War King? Do you even know what mercy is? A true King should. A true leader would. You are neither of those things. And I’m here to expose you.
6 months ago you couldn’t pick me out of a line-up, right? Those are your words. That means you have no clue what I’m capable of. But you do know where I learned my craft, don’t you? The same place you learned, Eddie. I was taught the same disciplines, the same holds, and I have the same hungry heart that you had, once upon a time.
Your greatest opponents have been my instructors. I’ve had a front-row seat to your greatest hits for years, Eddie. Your quiet weaknesses have come to me through months of studying and meditation. You think that your knee is an obvious target? What about your heart? You wear it so brazenly on your sleeve like no one will ever reach in and tear it out. But I will. I will peel away the War King's layers, like a white onion, until I expose your rotten core.
A lust for gold exists within all men, but it consumes the heart that beats within Eddie Kingston. He has fooled you and earned your support and I must make an example of him. So on January 25th, I will rip out Eddie Kingston’s heart with a smile on my face.
-KC
Blog: Worker Ant (1.13.15)
A New Year, a New Season & A New Start! January 25th, 2015, CHIKARA is back!! Better than it EVER was! What a way to start back up, am I right? I mean you not only have CHIKARA starting anew but it will be at our old stomping grounds, the ECW Arena (now called the 2300 Arena) in South Philadelphia! Plus, you can't have a CHIKARA event without some trios action! That's where The Colony comes into play.
First up, you got the hottest property in ALL of professional wrestling, Fire Ant! You got the super-slick submission specialist Silver Ant and you have The Black & Blue Bruiser himself, me, Worker Ant! Every time I step into the ring with Fire and Silver at my side, I gotta remind myself...this is another chance to prove myself. To show everyone that I deserve my spot. It's been a long road for me to gain acceptance, to gain respect, and to become a real member of The Colony. I want to see The Colony ascend to new heights, that's my vision for the New Year.
On January 25 though, we are being chased by ghosts of the past. Jakob Hammermeier put together a winning team last month at the Torneo Cibernetico. He's put together a dangerous team for "A New Start" as well. Years ago, Pinkie Sanchez infiltrated The Colony under the mask of Carpenter Ant, only to be revealed as a sleeper agent of the BDK. There's a lot of bad blood there, believe me. But that's not all. Jakob has also recruited Soldier Ant. And that burns me. It burns us all.
We all wondered what happened to Soldier Ant while he was off the grid. Heard he was roaming the globe. But the Soldier Ant that returned to CHIKARA is a far cry from the one who left. Is there even a trace of that old Soldier Ant in there? Guess we're gonna have to find out the hard way.
Less than 2 weeks until we're on the clock again. Get ready fellas, we're punching back in & we're not leaving until THE JOB IS DONE!!
-WA