Two of our most-tenured tag teams tussle in the main event of "Cruise Control"! Can the Osirian Portal overcome the swelling ranks of Nazmaldun's legion of so-called "heXed Men"? Jigsaw and Missile Assault Man have a hard-hitting slugfest, while Icarus vents his hatred toward Silver Ant in an outstanding opening contest. The Big Deal's "Closers" (Rick Roland and Sloan Caprice) don't take kindly to the shenanigans of Los Ice Creams, much to the dismay of the dairy duo!